May 8, 2012
Cookies is healthy! That’s why they sell them at school.
Girl in my class. (submitted by anon)
May 8, 2012
I don’t want to watch National Treasure, I want to watch Ariel! That’s a very historical movie!
Stupid girl in my World History class… (submitted by d-aedalian)
April 26, 2012 • 1 note
He had a statue of Allah in front of his house so… I dunno, man. Kinda sketchy.
A sophomore boy in algebra. There’s no such thing as an Allah statue! There’re Buddha statues, but Buddha is not SKETCHY.
April 26, 2012 • 1 note

Pretty sure I just passed someone brushing their teeth in the hallway.

April 18, 2012 • 1 note
Everybody says she’s so self-conscious, but I’m not so sure. I mean, she has a *lot* of Facebook pictures.
Sophomore girl in English class
April 16, 2012 • 1 note
Aw, we don’t get to sign the poster! They won’t let us. You have to have cancer or something.
Girl I dislike at a cancer walk event. (submitted by anon)
April 16, 2012
Let me flip it like one of those sign people.
Girl at my school referring to the colorguard. Clearly, she has not paid attention enough to see that they throw giant flags. (submitted by anon)
April 15, 2012 • 3 notes
But it was okay, she overpaid me because she was drunk.
Girl at my school talking about her babysitting job the night prior. (submitted by anon)
April 13, 2012 • 1 note
I didn’t get to sleep until 11:30 last night!
Our English teacher. Oh, bless her soul.
April 12, 2012 • 1 note
I don’t want to hear it right now. We’re listening to the drunk guy.
Chemistry teacher.